Iron Man Three (2013)
Ty Simpkins: Harley Keener
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Quotes
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Tony Stark : So, uhh, who's home?
Harley Keener : Well, my mom already left for the diner, and dad went to 7-Eleven to get scratchers... I guess he won, 'cause that was six years ago.
Tony Stark : Hmm... which happens, dads leave, no need to be a pussy about it, here's what I need...
[pauses]
Tony Stark : A laptop, a digital watch, a cell phone, the pneumatic actuator from your bazooka over there, a map of town, a big spring, and a tuna fish sandwich.
Harley Keener : What's in it for me?
Tony Stark : Salvation. What's his name?
Harley Keener : Who?
Tony Stark : The kid that bullies you at school. What's his name?
Harley Keener : How'd you know that?
Tony Stark : I got just the thing.
[Stark ejects a flare canister from one of Mark 42's panels]
Tony Stark : This is a piñata for a cricket. I'm kidding, it's a very powerful weapon. Point it away from your face, press the button on top. It discourages bullying. Non-lethal, just to cover one's ass. Deal. Deal? What'd you say?
[Stark tries to make Harley grab the canister]
Harley Keener : Deal.
[Stark gives Harley the canister]
Tony Stark : What's your name?
Harley Keener : Harley. And you're...
Tony Stark : The mechanic. Tony.
[pauses]
Tony Stark : You know what keeps going through my head? Where's my sandwich?
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Harley Keener : Admit it, you need me. We're connected.
Tony Stark : What I need is for you to go home, be with your mom, keep your trap shut, guard the suit, and stay connected to the telephone, 'cause if I call you, you better pick up.
Tony Stark : [about to get in car] Can you feel that? We're done here. Move out of the way or I'm gonna run you over. Bye, kid.
[Tony gets in car, but Harley continues to stand next to it. Tony rolls down window]
Tony Stark : I'm sorry, kid, you did good.
Harley Keener : So you're just gonna leave me here? Like my dad?
[Tony pauses]
Tony Stark : [Casually] Yeah.
[Tony pauses again]
Tony Stark : Wait, you're guilt tripping me aren't you?
[Harley buries head in coat]
Harley Keener : [Innocently] I'm cold.
Tony Stark : [Mimicking Harley] I can tell. You know how I can tell?
Tony Stark : [Sarcastically] Cause' we're connected!
[Tony drives away]
Harley Keener : [Normal voice] It was worth a shot.
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[Stark sits down and attempts to remove the microchips from his left forearm when Harley suddenly appears at the front door, aiming his potato gun at him]
Harley Keener : Freeze!
[Stark drops the pliers]
Harley Keener : Don't... move!
Tony Stark : [Raises hands] You got me.
[Stark looks at the potato gun]
Tony Stark : Nice potato gun. Barrel's a little long. Between that and the wide gauge, it's going to diminish your FPS...
[Harley shoots a bottle off a column]
Tony Stark : And now you're out of ammo.
Harley Keener : What's that thing on your chest?
Tony Stark : It's a... electromagnet. You should know. You've got a box of them right here.
[points at box on table]
Harley Keener : What does it power?
[Stark points the table lamp toward the Mark 42 armor sitting on the couch]
Harley Keener : Oh my God!
[Harley approaches suit]
Harley Keener : That's... is that... Iron Man?
Tony Stark : Technically, I am Iron Man.
Harley Keener : Technically, you're dead.
[Harley hands Stark a newspaper with the headline of the destruction of Stark's mansion]
Tony Stark : Valid point.
Harley Keener : What happened to him?
Tony Stark : Life. I built him. I take care of him. I'll fix him.
Harley Keener : Like a mechanic?
Tony Stark : Yeah.
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Harley Keener : If I was building Iron Man and War Machine...
Tony Stark : It's Iron Patriot now.
Harley Keener : That's way cooler!
Tony Stark : No it's not.
Harley Keener : Anyways, I would have added in, um, the retro...
Tony Stark : Retro-reflective panels?
Harley Keener : To make him stealth mode.
Tony Stark : You want a stealth mode.
Harley Keener : Cool, right?
Tony Stark : That's actually a good idea. Maybe I'll build one.
[Harley accidentally breaks off one of Mark 42's fingers]
Tony Stark : Not a good idea.
Harley Keener : Oops.
Tony Stark : What are you doing? You gonna break his finger? He's in pain. He's been injured. Leave him alone.
Harley Keener : S-sorry.
Tony Stark : Are you?
[pauses]
Tony Stark : Don't worry about it. I'll fix it.
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Tony Stark : Think about it. Six dead. Only five shadows.
Harley Keener : Yeah, people said these shadows are like the marks of souls going to heaven. Except the bomb guy. He went to hell, on account of he didn't get a shadow. That's why there's only five.
Tony Stark : You buy that?
Harley Keener : It's what everyone says.