- Rachel Campbell: Jake, if you leave now, you are doing exactly what he did. Right? Why don't you just try being the first adult in your family not to take the exit?
- Jake Turner: Ending, it's... they're always hard to get right, you know. Yeah.
- Rachel Campbell: Any thoughts on the current story? You gonna get that ending right?
- Rachel Campbell: You know that saying "Time heals all wounds"?
- Jake Turner: Hmm.
- Rachel Campbell: It doesn't.
- Jake Turner: [brings a cake] Happy birthday, Rachel. Make a wish.
- Rachel Campbell: [unbuttons her shirt] Way ahead of you.
- [kisses him]
- Jake Turner: Henri lives in, uh, occupied France, right? He can't trust anybody.
- Rachel Campbell: Well yeah, but...
- [enters the vehicle and closes the door]
- Rachel Campbell: this isn't occupied America. So what's your excuse?
- Desk Clerk: You're in luck. Got two rooms left.
- Jake Turner: Great! Terrific! You know, if this were a rom-com, you'd have one room left. We'd have to share it.
- Desk Clerk: Rom-com?
- Jake Turner: Romantic comedy, rom-com.
- Desk Clerk: Oh! Right.
- Jake Turner: Yeah.
- Desk Clerk: Well, if it helps, the rooms are connected.