Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (2022)
Ben Schwartz: Sonic
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Quotes
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Sonic the Hedgehog : Face it, you're never going to get my power!
[Sonic does his Spin Dash attack]
Knuckles the Echidna : [catches Sonic in midair] Do I look like I need your power?
[punches Sonic out cold]
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Tom Wachowski : Sonic, I love that you want to help make a difference, but you're being reckless. Pretending to be Batman?
Sonic the Hedgehog : Blue Justice! Trademark pending!
Tom Wachowski : You're still just a kid. Trust me, there will come a moment when your power will be needed, but you don't choose that moment. That moment chooses you.
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Sonic the Hedgehog : Uh... meow?
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Knuckles the Echidna : [holding baseball bat] Um... I don't understand. Why am I angry at the enemy ball?
Sonic the Hedgehog : You're not angry, you just want to hit it as hard as you can and then run around the bases.
Knuckles the Echidna : But if my quest ends where I am standing, why run at all?
Sonic the Hedgehog : [puts his hand on face] Uh, I can't with this guy. Why do I even try?
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Sonic the Hedgehog : [both are on the beach after Knuckles saved him from drowning] You saved me?
Knuckles the Echidna : Don't talk to me. I'm not in the mood
[Sonic throws a sandball at him]
Knuckles the Echidna : How dare you attack me in my hour of sorrow!
[Sonic throws another sandball at him]
Sonic the Hedgehog : Why did you save me?
[Knuckles throws a giant sand ball at him which buries him completely]
Knuckles the Echidna : [making another sand ball] Because you saved me first, which clearly gave you a tactical advantage I do not understand.
Sonic the Hedgehog : It wasn't a tactic. I couldn't just let you die.
Knuckles the Echidna : Why? I've been trying to destroy you since the moment we met.
Sonic the Hedgehog : Because being a hero isn't about taking care of yourself. It's about taking responsibility for other people.
Knuckles the Echidna : [sits down next to Sonic] Hmm, wise words. An ancient Earth proverb?
Sonic the Hedgehog : No, sir, that's a Wachowski family special. I got it from a guy in a rowboat, someone who means a lot to me.
[hears a plane]
Sonic the Hedgehog : Wait a second, what's that sound?
Miles "Tails" Prower : Only Sonic the Hedgehog needs rescuing this much.
Sonic the Hedgehog : [laughs] That sly little fox.
[to Knuckles]
Sonic the Hedgehog : Come on, Knucklehead, we're not beat yet.
Knuckles the Echidna : On the mountain, you told me you lost everything, the way I did. But you seem so hopeful and free, how did you move forward despite failing again and again and again and again and again and again--?
Sonic the Hedgehog : OK, I didn't fail *that* much, but I didn't do this all alone I found a new family, new friends, and you can too.
[offering his hand]
Sonic the Hedgehog : You don't have to be alone anymore.
[Knuckles accepts his hand, crushing it in the process]
Sonic the Hedgehog : Ow, ow, ow, ow, are you kidding me with that handshake?
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Sonic the Hedgehog : [catches a Robotnik missile] Return to sender!
[hurls it back]
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Sonic the Hedgehog : Let's talk about your new outfit. It's like Professor X meets the Monopoly Man!
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Sonic the Hedgehog : For a guy named Knuckles, you are really bad at punching.
Knuckles the Echidna : You're no match for me. I've been training for this my entire life!
Sonic the Hedgehog : And I have no training at all, yet here I am, ahead of you. That's got to be embarrassing.
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Knuckles the Echidna : You're unskilled, untrained, unworthy!
Sonic the Hedgehog : You forgot one: Unstoppable!
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Sonic the Hedgehog : Today's forecast calls for a 100% chance of adventure!
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Maddie Wachowski : [Sonic has become Super Sonic they both run up to him] Sonic!
Tom Wachowski : Buddy.
Knuckles the Echidna : Wait, you cannot touch him! The hedgehog holds the power of the Emerald. I am sorry, he's no longer the Sonic you once knew.
Maddie Wachowski : What?
Sonic the Hedgehog : [uses his power to summon deluxe chili dogs from the sky. eating a chilli dog] Mmm, you gotta try this!
[snaps his fingers another chili dog lands on Knuckles]
Knuckles the Echidna : [with two sausages and tomato sauce on his eyes; annoyed] OK. He is exactly the Sonic you once knew.
[a hot dog bun falls on Knuckles' face]
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Sonic the Hedgehog : I'm sorry, who are you?
Miles "Tails" Prower : Name's Tails!
Sonic the Hedgehog : OK... this is what we're gonna do: Step one: Light taunting. Step two: I have no idea.
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Sonic the Hedgehog : Has anyone ever told you, you've got serious anger issues?
Knuckles the Echidna : You mock me with your weak jokes, but you know nothing about me, Hedgehog.
Sonic the Hedgehog : Well, I know you echidnas have a habit of showing up uninvited and ruining my life.
Knuckles the Echidna : Ruining your life? Another bad joke! I lost everything because of you. My tribe was on the verge of its greatest victory. The last of the owl warriors were located soon Longclaw's Emerald secrets would be ours, but my father stopped me from joining the fight. He said my moment to honor our tribe would come, but it was not this moment. Those were the last words he spoke to me. I never saw him again.
Sonic the Hedgehog : We both lost everything that day.
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Knuckles the Echidna : I've spent my whole life questing for this. Now I have it. Now we have it. What can we do with it? What next?
Miles "Tails" Prower : There were once two orders of heroes who protected the galaxy from those who used the Emerald for evil.
Knuckles the Echidna : But they've all passed on to the great battleground in the sky.
Sonic the Hedgehog : So we start a new order. The three of us.
Knuckles the Echidna : This is no light task. We must make a vow, to use our powers to keep the universe safe, to watch out for each other, our new tribe.
Miles "Tails" Prower : Oh, I know! A power bump!
[holds up his fist]
Sonic the Hedgehog : Good idea!
[puts his fist against Tails' fist while Knuckles looks confused]
Miles "Tails" Prower : It's an Earth custom. An unbreakable promise.
Knuckles the Echidna : Very well. A power bump it is.
[Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles put their fists against each other in the center]
Sonic the Hedgehog : Power Bump!
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Sonic the Hedgehog : Holy shit... ake!
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Sonic the Hedgehog : All right, mustache. You want me? Come and get me!
Dr. Robotnik : You don't tell me about coming and getting. I am on the CUTTING EDGE AT COMING AND GETTING!
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Miles "Tails" Prower : [after Sonic and Tails win a dance battle] Huh, wow! Only Sonic the Hedgehog could win a dance battle that epic!
Sonic the Hedgehog : Stick with me, pal. Earth can be a scary place, but I know everything about this whole pale blue dot.
Miles "Tails" Prower : Do you... really mean that?
Sonic the Hedgehog : I mean, not everything, but I watch a LOT of Discovery Channel, and...
Miles "Tails" Prower : I meant about... me being your pal.
Sonic the Hedgehog : Course, buddy.
[Tails hugs Sonic]
Sonic the Hedgehog : Oh-ho-ho, coming in hot!
Miles "Tails" Prower : Growing up, I didn't have any friends. Everyone in my village thought my two tails were weird.
Sonic the Hedgehog : Hey, I know that feeling.
Miles "Tails" Prower : But then I saw you. The fastest creature in the galaxy. You were weird too, but you were a legend. That made me think, maybe being weird isn't so bad. You inspired me to leave my village, to find you and help you in your mission.
Sonic the Hedgehog : I'm really glad you're here, Tails.
Miles "Tails" Prower : I'm glad I'm here too, Sonic.
Sonic the Hedgehog : [yawns] Might as well get some sleep. This feels like a good place to spend the night. You'll be able to get clear readings on your gizmo thing once the storm is over. So I...
[finds Tails fast asleep and wraps blanket around him]
Sonic the Hedgehog : Night, Tails.
[Tails drapes his two tails around Sonic as they sleep]
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Sonic the Hedgehog : [about the Master Emerald] Can't forget this.
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Knuckles the Echidna : [about to crush Sonic with a boulder] Say goodbye, hedgehog!
[Sonic panics as he notices Robotnik getting his hands on the Master Emerald]
Sonic the Hedgehog : Knuckles, stop! Robotnik's stealing the Emerald!
Knuckles the Echidna : What kind of fool do you take me for?
Sonic the Hedgehog : Just look!
[Knuckles does so]
Dr. Robotnik : Mine!
Knuckles the Echidna : Wait! That wasn't the deal!
Dr. Robotnik : [sarcastically] Oh! You poor, naive creature. It's not your fault. A more advanced intellect would've seen this move coming a mile away... or one point six kilometres.
Knuckles the Echidna : But I trusted you! You were my friend!
Dr. Robotnik : [laughs maniacally] I'm sorry, that just hit me funny. Let this be my final lesson to you, you dimwitted celestial skin tag. Friends are open, honest and vulnerable with each other, which means X square times the hypotenuse of Y square divided by the absolute value of friendship equals... DOOKIE!
Sonic the Hedgehog : [looks on with dread] Oh, no!
[Robotnik lays his hands on the Master Emerald, blasting Sonic and Knuckles away]
Dr. Robotnik : Chaos... is... POWER!
[Robotnik disappears with the Master Emerald, causing the whole temple to cave in]
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Sonic the Hedgehog : I've been called many names. Vengeance, the Spiky Supernova, but you may call me... Blue Justice!
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Sonic the Hedgehog : [wakes up to find an old lady snuggling him in her sleep] Tails! We have a situation!
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Sonic the Hedgehog : Bad time to say this, but I don't actually have a plan!
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Knuckles the Echidna : I suggest the groin!
Sonic the Hedgehog : What? No, no!
Knuckles the Echidna : Conditionally, yes! The groin is the weakest spot!
Sonic the Hedgehog : Stop... saying... "groin"!
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[Maddie, Tom and Sonic tend to an unconcious Tails in the outside reception area; out at sea, a glowing green beam of light flares into the sky; Commander Walters is gagged and tied to a chair]
Tom Wachowski : Sonic... what is that?
Sonic the Hedgehog : A big problem. The compass led Robotnik to the Emerald.
Maddie Wachowski : That's gotta be hundreds of miles away.
Tom Wachowski : All right. Huddle up. Let's figure out a plan.
[to Sonic]
Tom Wachowski : Together.
Sonic the Hedgehog : [starts walking away] There's no time for that. I'm the only one that can get there fast enough.
Maddie Wachowski : Sonic, this is way too big for you to do by yourself.
Sonic the Hedgehog : [turns back and indicates Tails] You see that little fox over there? He came all the way across the universe to meet his hero, and what did his hero do? I practically got him killed.
[to Tom]
Sonic the Hedgehog : You know what? You were right. My moment came, and I blew it. I'm no hero.
Tom Wachowski : Wait.
Sonic the Hedgehog : No. I'm not letting anyone else get hurt because of me. I'm gonna fix this while I still can.
[races off into the distance]
Tom Wachowski : Sonic!
[Tails wakes up]
Miles "Tails" Prower : [gasps] Sonic, wait!
[tries to fly, but falls on his face and groans; Tom and Maddie rush to his side]
Maddie Wachowski : Hold on, wait.
Tom Wachowski : Hey, hey, hey.
Maddie Wachowski : Don't move.
Tom Wachowski : Take it easy, little guy. You're hurt.
Miles "Tails" Prower : But we have to help him. You don't know what he's up against.
[on the horizon, the green light glows brighter; Commander Walters watches from his chair]
Tom Wachowski : You believe us now?
Commander Walters : [nods sheepishly] Mmm-hmm.
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Sonic the Hedgehog : [to the restrained security guard in a truck he's driving] Sorry, I don't speak duct tape!
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Tom Wachowski : Sonic!
Maddie Wachowski : What's happening? Are you hurt?
Sonic the Hedgehog : No, no, I'm fine.
Tom Wachowski : OK, good... because you're in SO MUCH TROUBLE!
Maddie Wachowski : OK, you calm down!
[turns to Sonic]
Maddie Wachowski : *You* talk!
Sonic the Hedgehog : OK, quick version. Robotnik is back on Earth, and he's after a magic emerald. We need to get it back or the world is doomed!