The Boat That Rocked (2009)
Nick Frost: Dave
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Quotes
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Angus : The way I look at it, the world couldn't survive without my comedy, and who's going to have the moral backbone to play the Seekers when the mood is right?
Dave : They've split up.
Angus : I intend to celebrate the back catalogue.
Dave : I intend to stop you doing so.
Mark : [silently stands up and lights a cigarette]
Simon : As some of you know, my wife left me after 17 hours of marriage, but I survived that because I live for music. And now, with nothing else to live for, I'm willing to die for it as well.
'On-The-Hour' John : I've always lived for news and weather. Happy to die for them, too. Especially the weather.
Bob Silver 'the Dawn Treader' : I've got nowhere else to go.
Harold : I have somewhere else to go, but it's Peckham. So I think I'll stick around.
Felicity : Can't let everyone starve. And I'm slightly worried where my increasingly powerful sexuality will take me when I return to normal life.
Thick Kevin : I've got a very strong suspicion that Felicity fancies me. Not about to go anywhere, just when I'm in with a chance.
'Young' Carl : Obviously, I'm in. You're the only people in the world who like me.
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Dave : So tell us Mark, now at the very end - what was your secret? How did you get all them girls?
Mark : Simple. Don't say anything at all.
'Young' Carl : Nothing?
Mark : Nothing. Then, when the tension becomes too much to bear, you finally, finally, you just say: "How about it, then?"
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Quentin : Gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad news. Which would you prefer?
Thick Kevin : Good news.
Quentin : Okay. The good news is the engine has exploded and we're all going to die.
Dave : Hello, Dr Dave, Radio Rock. How is that good news?
Quentin : I haven't yet told you how we're going to die. That's the bad news.
Simon : How are we gonna die?
Quentin : We're going to drown in the freezing waters of the North Sea.
Felicity : Dearie me.
Quentin : There is a huge hole in the side of the boat and in an unfortunate development, it transpires that the lifeboats are useless.
Thick Kevin : [to Angus] Actually, that's quite good for you, isn't it? 'Cause you can't swim, so you'll die quicker.
Quentin : Sorry.
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Dave : Walk this way.
Simon : Don't walk that way!
'Young' Carl : I'm just gonna...
Simon : Walk woodpecker way.
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Dave : Sure throwing him in is the best way to get him to learn how to swim?
The Count : Absolutely.
Dave : Ok.
The Count : On second thought, it might just be for kids.
Angus : I can't touch the bottom!
The Count : Yeah, that's right. Throw a baby in, it floats. Instinctively, naturally. It's a beautiful thing. I think if you throw in an adult, doesn't work that way.
Angus : Goodbye!