- Flip Chan: The way it lays out to me, there's a second-story man working this pad.
- Scooter Chan: Boy, if I could get my hands on him...
- Mimi Chan: You just behave yourself, Scooter.
- Scooter Chan: I can't wait 'til I'm seven years old, so we'll be the same age.
- Mimi Chan: No, we won't. 'Cause by that time, I'll be eight.
- [Henry and Stanley, with Suzie and Nancy on their shoulders, are water skiing along with Chu-Chu, with Flip driving the motorboat]
- Flip Chan: The way it lays out to me, the manager oughta get ten to twenty, right, Pop?
- [Flip accidentally stops the boat causing Henry, Suzie, Stanley, and Nancy to sink into the water]
- Scooter Chan: Flip! Flip!
- Flip Chan: Wait a minute, Scooter, I'm talking to Pop.
- [Mimi attempts to say something]
- Flip Chan: Can't you wait 'til I'm through?
- Charlie Chan: Flip, I suggest you listen to your sister and brother.
- Flip Chan: All right. What do you want?
- [Flip notices what he's done]
- Flip Chan: Oh, boy! What should I do, Pop?
- [Henry, Stanley, Suzie, Nancy, and Chu-Chu are angrily swimming towards Flip]
- Charlie Chan: My first recommendation is to learn to swim very fast before they reach you.
- Flip Chan: I'm taking my first lesson right now!
- [Flip dives into the water to swim away with his siblings and Chu-Chu hot on his trail]
- [while pursuing Charlie Chan's impostor, Henry and Stanley are about to be swept away by a very large wave]
- Henry Chan: Uh-oh!
- Stanley Chan: What's the matter, Henry?
- Henry Chan: Two, two! Two, two!
- Stanley Chan: Okay. How's this?
- [Stanley puts on a tutu]
- Henry Chan: No, you dum-dum! Not a ballerina tutu, Plan 2!
- Stanley Chan: Why?
- Henry Chan: Don't ask questions! Just...
- [the large waves hit the Chan Van, it emerges as a submarine, and the waves go out]
- Henry Chan: You hit that button just in time.
- Tom Chan: My emotions have reached a state which makes it difficult for me to cogitate calmly.
- Susie Chan: In other words?
- Alan Chan: He's mad.
- [after investigating the bellhop]
- Henry Chan: Well, he's clean. I knew it'd be a waste of time.
- Stanley Chan: Oh, I don't know. It wasn't a total loss.
- [Stanley shows a wedding ring]
- Stanley Chan: I'm engaged!
- Henry Chan: Just proves that when you fool with a Chan, you're in trouble.
- Stanley Chan: And when it's two Chans, it's double trouble.
- Stanley Chan: [in a plant disguise, about the bellhop] I bet we follow him, he leads us to the black pearls.
- Henry Chan: You gonna follow him? Disguised as a potted palm?
- Stanley Chan: Of course not.
- [comes out disguised as an old man with a cane]
- Stanley Chan: How's that?
- Henry Chan: Listen, dum-dum...
- Stanley Chan: Just watch me.
- [Stanley goes over to the bellhop]
- Stanley Chan: [with an old man's voice] Morning, sonny.
- Bellhop: Good morning, Stanley. Been surfing today?
- [Stanley goes back to Henry]
- Stanley Chan: Sharp eyes, that boy. Spotted me right away.
- Henry Chan: Come on!
- [Charlie Chan is accused of jewelry theft]
- Charlie Chan: Now let's all cool down for a moment.
- Manager: I'm sure this can all be explained.
- Policeman: Well, you're the manager, but thing is, Mr. Chan, this lady says she's got witnesses.
- Charlie Chan: Witnesses?
- Flip Chan: Who? Just point'em out.
- Policeman: [points to Henry and Stanley] These two right here.
- Susie Chan: Henry! Stanley!
- Flip Chan: What a couple of finks!
- [Flip and his younger siblings jump their father by mistake]
- Charlie Chan: Your field does you credit, but your eyesight could be improved upon.
- Mimi Chan: That sounds like Pop.
- Scooter Chan: Is that you, Pop?
- Charlie Chan: It is indeed. Now will you please release me?
- Nancy Chan: We're sorry, Pop. We didn't know it was you.
- Flip Chan: Wait a minute! We still don't know. Can you prove it?
- Charlie Chan: When the time comes for your allowance, I think there will be a sufficiency of proof.
- Flip Chan: Yeah, that's Pop all right.