- Nicole Emerson: I tried to eat that guy. Do you realize that? Do you know what it's like for me to want to drink blood? Do you know how disgusting that is? I'm a vegetarian!
- Edgar Frog: Cut the theatrics. I know you're out there. Show yourself.
- [Sam appears out of the shadows]
- Edgar Frog: That's a good way to get yourself staked, Sam.
- Sam Emerson: Easy there, compadre. After all the stuff that you pulled? I think you can at least hear me out. I mean, I feel like you owe me that.
- Edgar Frog: You really expect me to act like nothing ever happened?
- Sam Emerson: No, I've already forgiven you. It's water under the bridge.
- Edgar Frog: Stay there. You don't want it to go down like this.
- Sam Emerson: Oh, it's going down like this.
- Edgar Frog: I'm warning you.
- Sam Emerson: Hey, I'm trembling.
- Edgar Frog: Build a man a fire, he's warm for a day. Light a man on fire, and he's warm for the rest of his life!
- Aunt Jillian: This is completely unacceptable. I know exactly what you've been up to. I am telling you, it has to stop right now. I will not stand by and watch two young people that I care about fall into this trap, you hear me? So if I so much as see one seed or catch one whiff of reefer, and believe me, I know what it smells like, I'm calling the cops. No warning. We're talking zero tolerance, you got that? End of discussion.