Little Fockers (2010)
Dustin Hoffman: Bernie Focker
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Quotes
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Roz Focker : [On the phone long distance, miffed that Bernie's in Spain learning to be a flamenco dancer] You picked a hell of a time to go through manopause!
Bernie Focker : Roz, I'm not going through manopause. I'm just trying to find my 'true north.'
Roz Focker : True north? What are you... a compass or something?
Bernie Focker : No, but let's face it - I'm a stay-at-home dad whose kid hasn't lived at home in 25 years.
Roz Focker : There's an Arthur Murray studio right here in Miami Beach. Why schlep all the way to Spain?
Bernie Focker : Why can't you support my dreams the way I've always supported yours? When you wanted to try new sex positions for your research, I was your guinea pig!
Roz Focker : You volunteered!
Bernie Focker : I pulled my hamstring doing a reverse cowgirl!
Roz Focker : That's because you did it backwards.
Bernie Focker : I never went soft on you.
Roz Focker : Bernie, do you hear how you're upsetting your son?
Bernie Focker : Let me talk. Listen, will you?
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Bernie Focker : My two cents: The way you deal with Jack, no matter what he does, just smother that guy with kisses. He'll be putty in your hands.
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Bernie Focker : You kids wanna pick your nose and flick your boogers? Do it!
Pam Focker : Hey, Bernie!
Bernie Focker : But do it only when it's dry. Don't do a wet one.
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Bernie Focker : Will you get out of here so I can schtup my wife?