The Paragon of Comedy (1983 TV Movie)
John Paragon: Self, Dr Berger, Al, Debbie, Richard Burton, Man in Audience, Larry McGuire, Jim Lange, Mr Excitement, Don, Mr Ferguson, Ray, Ramone Azteca
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Quotes
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[Richard enters and slams the door]
Richard Burton : Did I wake you, darling? Sleeping off this morning's smorgasboard?
Elizabeth Taylor : Richard, is that you?
Richard Burton : No, it's Conrad Hilton, it's Micheal Wilding, it's Micheal Todd, it's Eddie Fisher, it's John Warner... of *course* it's me!
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Elizabeth Taylor : So, you *are* drinking again! I'm producing this play, and I told you no drinking before a performance!
Richard Burton : I'd hardly call what we're doing 'performing', darling, or haven't you read the reviews?
Elizabeth Taylor : *Fuck* the reviewers!
Richard Burton : Well, obviously that didn't do any good.