- Dr. Toby Latimer: [First Lines]
- Dr. Toby Latimer: My dear Lady Greshott, I assure you it is simply a mild form of eczema. Nothing to worry about, really.
- Lady Greshott: But it's so unsightly, Dr Latimer. And it does irritate so.
- Dr. Toby Latimer: Just a touch of this ointment, night and morning, and that little rash will disappear. But you must promise me something. These hands were not made for washing up, were they?
- Louise: And Mrs Smillie rang - she was in a terrible state, she thinks she's pregnant.
- Dr. Tom Latimer: No, she can't be. Her husband's had a vasectomy.
- Louise: That's why she's in a terrible state.
- Dr. Tom Latimer: My parents are splitting up after 32 years. Since I last saw you I have become the product of a broken home.