The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson (TV Series)
Roger Moore/Maureen Stapleton (1982)
Johnny Carson: Self - Host
Quotes
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Johnny Carson : As you know, the, uh, Columbia Space Shuttle landed today after eight days - and so did the Oscar telecast.
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Johnny Carson : [mocking Doc's old-fashioned clothes] Why don't we get together, and put on a show in the barn?
Doc Severinsen : I can't; I'm goin' to an orgy here in Burbank tonight.
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Johnny Carson : [on the name of Long John Silver's parrot] Captain Flint... was the name of Long John - now, I would not have known that... The name of his leg was Murray Saperstein.
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Ed McMahon : [on the term for the study of monologues] What is the name?
Johnny Carson : Monology.
Ed McMahon : Oh - monology.
Johnny Carson : The study of mine is called an autopsy.
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Johnny Carson : [on visiting Roger Moore in France] You show up, and the crowds come from every direction.
Roger Moore : Well, I owe a lot of money.
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Maureen Stapleton : [showing her necklace] This is pretty.
Johnny Carson : That *is* very pretty. That's a...
Maureen Stapleton : It's fake, but it's...
Johnny Carson : You don't have to say that!
Maureen Stapleton : Well, in case I get mugged in the hall.