Todd : Oh, so he can call you "Smelliot" but I'm not allowed to call you "Vagina Face"?
Elliot : Not the same, Todd!
Todd : HMPH!
Dr. Kelso : Dr. Reid, I need to get Enid a birthday present.
Elliot : Ahh! When's her birthday?
Dr. Kelso : I think it was last week.
Elliot : Um... well, a scarf is always nice.
Dr. Kelso : That's perfect. It's simple; it's elegant; and it'll hide her turkey neck.
Elliot : Look, J.D., that was my patient; I was one step behind you, and you knew it. You stole my moment.
J.D. : This isn't about moments, it's about saving lives. Elliot, when I put my pants on...
Elliot : Yeah, I don't want to hear anything more about your pants!
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