- [regarding Stephanie's eating habits]
- Mork: Stephanie, if you keep this up, one day you're gonna go on an elevator and it's gonna say, "Capacity: YOU!"
- Mork: Kids, time for our field trip! Today we're gonna go down to that chemical plant by the river and watch the dead fish race!
- Mork: Now, Exidor is our friend.
- Mindy McConnell: Exidor is *your* friend, Mork. Ya know, quite a few people think he's a little strange.
- Exidor: I've heard those ugly rumors and they're grossly exaggerated! Do you have any chinchilla dip?
- Mindy McConnell: Billy the Kid was a murderer, he killed 21 people.
- Mork: Oh Mind, you don't know that for sure. I mean, you know how people gossip at funerals.
- Mork: Mind, you can come out now, Exidor's gone.
- Mindy McConnell: Exidor was *gone* when he got here!
- Billy: Is it alright if I throw my bike in your jeep?
- Mindy McConnell: Sure.
- Mork: It's better than the other way around.
- Orson: Are there many heroes on Earth?
- Mork: Oh, yes sir, there are. But it seems like only the ones with pizazz seem to get the spotlight. How many times, sir, have you seen Albert Schweitzer's picture on a bubblegum card? Think about that one, Sir. Oh I mean, it's because he can't throw a good curve-ball, but isn't that being a little picky?
- Orson: Are there many heroes on Earth?
- Mork: Oh, yes Sir, there are. But it seems like only the ones with pizazz seem to get the spotlight. How many times, sir, have you seen Albert Schweitzer's picture on a bubblegum card? Think about that one, Sir. Oh, I mean, it's because he can't throw a good curve-ball, but isn't that being a little picky?