Mork & Mindy (TV Series)

Gunfight at the Mor-Kay Corral (1980)

Ralph James: Orson

Quotes 

• Mork : You always hear about the man who jumps over 13 buses, but you never hear about the John Doe who put him back together again.

  Orson : Who's John Doe?

  Mork : Exactly, Sir.

• Orson : Are there many heroes on Earth?

  Mork : Oh, yes sir, there are. But it seems like only the ones with pizazz seem to get the spotlight. How many times, sir, have you seen Albert Schweitzer's picture on a bubblegum card? Think about that one, Sir. Oh I mean, it's because he can't throw a good curve-ball, but isn't that being a little picky?

• Orson : Are there many heroes on Earth?

  Mork : Oh, yes Sir, there are. But it seems like only the ones with pizazz seem to get the spotlight. How many times, sir, have you seen Albert Schweitzer's picture on a bubblegum card? Think about that one, Sir. Oh, I mean, it's because he can't throw a good curve-ball, but isn't that being a little picky?