Mork & Mindy (TV Series)

Gunfight at the Mor-Kay Corral (1980)

Robin Williams: Mork

Quotes 

• Stephanie : When do we eat?

  Mork : Stephanie, you just had lunch and very few people can eat a whole turkey and live.

• [regarding Stephanie's eating habits] 

  Mork : Stephanie, if you keep this up, one day you're gonna go on an elevator and it's gonna say, "Capacity: YOU!"

• Mork : Kids, time for our field trip! Today we're gonna go down to that chemical plant by the river and watch the dead fish race!

• Mork : Now, Exidor is our friend.

  Mindy McConnell : Exidor is *your* friend, Mork. Ya know, quite a few people think he's a little strange.

  Exidor : I've heard those ugly rumors and they're grossly exaggerated! Do you have any chinchilla dip?

• Mork : Some questions you can't answer, Billy, like how does Venus de Milo hitchhike?

• Mork : You always hear about the man who jumps over 13 buses, but you never hear about the John Doe who put him back together again.

  Orson : Who's John Doe?

  Mork : Exactly, Sir.

• Billy : My dad won't let me be who I really wanna be.

  Mork : Who's that?

  Billy : The guy with my name, Billy the Kid. He was a tough hombre! His dad never told him what to do.

  Mork : Billy the Kid, isn't that the president's brother, the one that helped Reagan get elected?

• Mindy McConnell : Billy the Kid was a murderer, he killed 21 people.

  Mork : Oh Mind, you don't know that for sure. I mean, you know how people gossip at funerals.

• [a car horn honks] 

  Mork : Boy, that goose must weigh a ton!

• Mork : Mind, you can come out now, Exidor's gone.

  Mindy McConnell : Exidor was *gone* when he got here!

• Billy : Is it alright if I throw my bike in your jeep?

  Mindy McConnell : Sure.

  Mork : It's better than the other way around.

• Orson : Are there many heroes on Earth?

  Mork : Oh, yes sir, there are. But it seems like only the ones with pizazz seem to get the spotlight. How many times, sir, have you seen Albert Schweitzer's picture on a bubblegum card? Think about that one, Sir. Oh I mean, it's because he can't throw a good curve-ball, but isn't that being a little picky?

• Mork : Who's your hero, Lola?

  Lola : Truman Capote, for his accurate yet lyrical portrayal of the human condition.

  Mork : Whew! Lola, one day you're gonna have a talk show all of your own.

• Mork : Why do Morks rush in where wise men fear to tread?

• Orson : Are there many heroes on Earth?

  Mork : Oh, yes Sir, there are. But it seems like only the ones with pizazz seem to get the spotlight. How many times, sir, have you seen Albert Schweitzer's picture on a bubblegum card? Think about that one, Sir. Oh, I mean, it's because he can't throw a good curve-ball, but isn't that being a little picky?