Quotes
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Terrence 'Pip' Phillips : You sleepin' here again, Frank?
Frank Harrigan : Well, the last couple of nights my wife's sister's in town and she don't like me.
Jan Fendrich : [Sarcastically] Why's that?
Frank Harrigan : I called her a fat bitch a couple of Christmas's ago.
Mike McNeil : Were you drunk?
Frank Harrigan : Nope.
Jan Fendrich : Is she fat?
Frank Harrigan : [Points to his stomach] Do I look like I know fat?
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Tommy Manetti : You think he tagged her?
Frank Harrigan : He's kissin' her, course he tagged her.
Ruben Somarriba : He better give us the details.
Frank Harrigan : If I tagged Liz Hurley I'd be in Times Square with a megaphone the next morning giving details to the entire world. I'd have videos, Polaroids, the whole nine yards.
Jan Fendrich : If you had tagged Liz Hurley?
Frank Harrigan : It could happen under the right circumstances.
Jan Fendrich : Like if she was drugged?
Frank Harrigan : For starters.