Date Movie (2006)
Adam Campbell: Grant Funkyerdoder
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Quotes
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Grant Funkyerdoder : [voice-over reading his message to Julia] If you still love me the way I love you, meet me where Meg Ryan met Tom Hanks.
Julia Jones : On the internet?
Grant Funkyerdoder : [still in voice-over] No, not in "You've Got Mail," in "Sleepless in Seattle."
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Grant Funkyerdoder : [faking an orgasm] OH, yeah. Oh yeah that's it! Yes! Yes, yes, yes. Y-y-y-y-yes! Whew... yes.
Waitress : So you're saying you want the porkchops?
Julia Jones : I'll have what he's having.
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Frank Jones : Before you set the wedding date, I wanted to meet your parents... because frankly, Funkyerdoder, I don't know much about you.
Grant Funkyerdoder : I understand, home boy.
Frank Jones : [looks at camera, turns toward Grant] I'll be... watching you. If you do anything to corrupt my daughter...
Grant Funkyerdoder : You'll bring me down to Chinatown?
Frank Jones : Chinatown? I'll take your bitch ass to 134th street... bust you in the head with a pipe.
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Julia Jones : You had me at hello.
Grant Funkyerdoder : I'm just a girl. Standing in front of a boy. Asking him to love her.
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[Grant walks in with Jinxers on the toilet]
Grant Funkyerdoder : [shocked] Oh... Sorry
Frank Jones : That's Jinxers! I taught him how to do that.
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Frank Jones : So, Grant, how do you pronounce your last name?
Grant Funkyerdoder : Exactly how it's spelled. F-U-N-K-Y-E-R-D-O-D-E-R.
[pause]
Frank Jones : Funkyerdoder?
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Julia Jones : Why is she in slow motion?
Grant Funkyerdoder : She likes to make an entrance.
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[from the unrated version]
Frank Jones : Julia here told me your last name. How do you pronounce it?
Grant Funkyerdoder : Exactly how it's spelled.
[pause]
Grant Funkyerdoder : F-O-C-K-Y-E-R-D-O-D-E-R.
Frank Jones : Fockyerdoder?