- [sleeping in a bathtub in an overcrowned bathroom]
- Tonya: Babs, will you please stop grabbing my ass?
- Babs Cohen: Sorry, I thought that was mine.
- [the girls are asleep on the floor of a bathroom]
- Monique: Move over Maxine!
- Maxine Picker: I can't help it. I'm large boned.
- Monique: Maxine, your ass does not really count as a bone.
- Kathy Johnson: Why don't we just buy some condoms and jerk off some homeless guys. Oh, like that didn't occur to anyone else?
- Eddie Johnson: I don't understand why you are doing this.
- Kathy Johnson: I just can't live with you anymore. So, I'm going back to college.
- Eddie Johnson: But why do you want to move here when you live in Coral Beach? How many times do I have to tell you that I'm sorry?
- Kathy Johnson: Sorry doesn't cut it. Ever since you decided to park your car in someone else's garage. And by car, I mean cock!
- Daughter: Mommy, what's a...
- Eddie Johnson: [interrupting] It's a rooster.
- Derek: [shocked by Victoria's critique of his penis] Little?
- Victoria English: Tiny... like a baby's dick.