Strangers with Candy (2005)
Joseph Cross: Derrick Blank
Quotes
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Sara Blank : How was school today, Derrick?
Derrick Blank : The coach made me co-captain of the junior varsity squat thrust team!
Jerri Blank : Way to go, faglick.
Sara Blank : Jerri, language!
Derrick Blank : I'll have you know, stump, that the varsity squat thrust team took third in all conference.
Jerri Blank : And how does that make you not gay?
Derrick Blank : What are you talking about, troll? We squat together, we spot each other on the workout mat, and we play grab-ass in the showers. How is that gay?
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Jerri Blank : You're such a poo-hole, Derrick.
Derrick Blank : You're a fat goblin!
Sara Blank : Derrick...
Derrick Blank : Well, she is!
Sara Blank : I KNOW, Derrick. I have eyes.