The Surreal Life (2003– )
Bronson Pinchot: Self
Photos
Quotes
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Bronson Pinchot : The last time I saw a cowboy with that many tattoos, I was at a Cher concert!
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Janice Dickinson : [Bronson is drilling nails] You're not drilling hard enough.
Bronson Pinchot : You know what, you said that to me last night... and it's very insulting.
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Bronson Pinchot : [about Janice] This is a *plastic* vagina. Get a real vagina!
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Bronson Pinchot : Have you ever had an abdomen massage?
Caprice Bourret : No. I think it's weird.
Bronson Pinchot : First time for everything...
Caprice Bourret : No. It's weird.
Bronson Pinchot : Come on, just turn over.
Caprice Bourret : Weird.
Bronson Pinchot : Please?
Caprice Bourret : Weird.
Bronson Pinchot : What about now?
Caprice Bourret : Super weird.
Bronson Pinchot : Don't you want a massage?
Caprice Bourret : Super weird.
Bronson Pinchot : Do you want a massage... now?
Caprice Bourret : No. You're a freak.
Bronson Pinchot : Come on, Caprice!
Caprice Bourret : Freak.
Bronson Pinchot : All right, I'm coming down.
Caprice Bourret : You're a freak.
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Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth : [uncomfortable because Janice holds the prop knife over her in the photo shoot] Back the fuck up!
Janice Dickinson : I'm not - I'm not - I'm not backing up. I never said the F word.
Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth : You let a crackhead play with a knife over here.
Janice Dickinson : Excuse me? You know what? Who's the crackhead here? It's just a joke.
Bronson Pinchot : Careful!
Janice Dickinson : Like your wedding dress.
Bronson Pinchot : Leave her alone!