Looney Tunes: Back in Action (2003)
Brendan Fraser: DJ Drake, Brendan Fraser, Voice of Tasmanian Devil and She-Devil
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Quotes
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DJ Drake : This security guard thing, that's just what I do for money. I'm a... I'm a stuntman.
Daffy Duck : You? A stuntman? Please.
DJ Drake : I am! Did you see those "Mummy" movies? I'm in there more than Brendan Fraser is!
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Daffy Duck : You live with Daddy?
DJ Drake : Yeah, so? only... temporarily...
Daffy Duck : Oh, I've hit rock-bottom. I'm hanging out with a security guard who lives with his father.
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Kate Houghton : I need you to eject this duck.
DJ Drake : Lady, this is Daffy Duck.
Kate Houghton : Not anymore; we own the name.
Daffy Duck : Oh yeah? Well, you can't stop ME from calling myself D-(gasp)... D-(gasp)... well, whatayaknow.
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DJ Drake : [to Kate] You.
Kate Houghton : [to DJ] You.
Daffy Duck : [to Bugs] You.
Bugs Bunny : [about DJ] Him.
Daffy Duck : [about Kate] Her.
Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck : Them.
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[DJ sees a spaceship heading right towards them]
DJ Drake : Dad, I think we should move.
Damien Drake : What's wrong with Beverly Hills?
DJ Drake : I meant from this spot.
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Daffy Duck : Ah, it's good to stretch.
DJ Drake : You know, I'm getting really tired of throwing you out of the car.
Daffy Duck : That's my plan in a nutshell.
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[a Wal-Mart appears in the desert]
Bugs Bunny : Is that a mirage, or just product placement?
Daffy Duck : Oh, who cares, with shopping convenience at such low prices? Water! Fresca! Mountain Dew! Your Product Name Here!
DJ Drake : Is this your idea?
Kate Houghton : The audience expects it. They don't even notice this kind of thing anymore.
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DJ Drake : What brings you to Las Vegas. You ran out of people to fire in LA?
Kate Houghton : You stole my duck.
Daffy Duck : Your duck? Bah! I belong to the world.
DJ Drake : You know what? You can have him.
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[DJ and Yosemite Sam follow the Queen of Diamonds playing card to Foghorn Leghorn's blackjack table, where it gets shuffled into the deck]
Foghorn Leghorn : Place, I say, place your bets! Money plays, loser stays! Everyone's a winn - well, not everyone.
Yosemite Sam : [Drops a bag of money on the table] Here's my money, now play!
Foghorn Leghorn : Card, sir?
DJ Drake : Hit me.
Foghorn Leghorn : Don'cha, I say, don'cha wanna look at your cards first, son? Boy's as sharp as a bowling ball.
DJ Drake : [looks at the card; it's an ace] Hit me.
Yosemite Sam : No, hit me first!
Foghorn Leghorn : Wait your, I saya wait your turn, sir.
[deals another ace to DJ]
DJ Drake : Hit me.
[Foghorn deals another ace]
DJ Drake : Hit me.
Yosemite Sam : No, hit me!
[Foghorn continues to deal aces and twos to DJ. Sam can't take it anymore]
Yosemite Sam : No, no, no, hit ME, fragnabbit!
[Foghorn glances at the audience, then smashes Sam in the head with a piece of wood. Squashed, Sam scuttles around the table, cursing unintelligibly]
Foghorn Leghorn : He's the boss.
[Back to DJ]
Foghorn Leghorn : Card Sir?
[DJ winces at the possibility of himself getting hit as well]
DJ Drake : [unsure] ... Hit me?
[Foghorn finally deals the Queen of Diamonds; DJ snatches it off the table]
Foghorn Leghorn : Twenty-one! We have, I say we have a winner!
[DJ and Daffy break for the door]
Daffy Duck : And then, they made their heroic escape!
[Daffy runs facefirst into the door that isn't open. DJ comes back, peels Daffy off, and exits again]
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Bugs Bunny : All those in favour of us *not* hitting that wall, say 'aye'.
Kate Houghton , DJ Drake , Daffy Duck : Aye!
Daffy Duck : Mother!
Spy Car Computer : Taking you to Mother!
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Bugs Bunny : So this is Area 51?
Mother : No.
Bugs Bunny : The secret government base?
Mother : No.
Bugs Bunny : Where they keep all the aliens?
Mother : No. Area 51 is a paranoid fantasy we concocted to hide the true nature of this facility.
DJ Drake : Which is?
Mother : Area 52.
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DJ Drake : The great thing about movies, you always know what's gonna happen. For intense, if this was a movie, you and I'd probably wind up together.
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DJ Drake : We think we should go back and help him?
Kate Houghton : Nah. Elmer never gets Bugs.
[Mr. Smith peeks in behind Kate]
Kate Houghton : It's a formula, but it works.
[Mr. Smith silently kidnaps Kate]
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DJ Drake : [to Kate in the Damien's car] Excuse me.
[Kate turns her head toward DJ]
DJ Drake : You!
Kate Houghton : You!
Daffy Duck : You.
Bugs Bunny : Him.
Daffy Duck : Her.
Bugs Bunny , Daffy Duck : Them!
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[Daffy and DJ is exploring the casino floor of Yosemite Sam's Wooden Nickel]
Daffy Duck : [Jumps up to the chair next to the slot machine the woman is currently playing; with the playbill] Did you know that Dusty Tails sang the theme song to six Damian Drake movies?
DJ Drake : Yeah I know. He's my father, remember?
Daffy Duck : Your Dad is Damian Drake?
DJ Drake : [shouting] Yes!
Daffy Duck : I'm kidding, relax. We did that, okay?
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Dusty Tails : [Grabs the poker card] I was supposed to give him this.
DJ Drake : [as Daffy grabs the card] That.
Daffy Duck : [Examines the card] This is not a king-sized diamond.
[the card is shown with the heads of Mona Lisa plastering the queen's heads]
Daffy Duck : [offscreen] This is a Queen of Diamonds.
Daffy Duck : What kind of sick joke is this?
[Dusty karate chops Daffy's neck as she grabs the card from hjm]
DJ Drake : Oh. Can I have that?
Daffy Duck : [Offscreen] Very funny.
Dusty Tails : Aah. That is so sweet.
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DJ Drake : hey, Dad, can't you just call the police or something?
Damien Drake : guys like me don't call the police.
[throws a grenade at the Acme Agent]
Acme Agent : uh oh...
[as the grenade explodes]
Acme Agent : [lets out the Wilhelm Scream] AAH!
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Granny : Now, I you can just give me the diamond...
[takes off a disguise]
Mr. Chairman : immediately!
Tweety Bird : oh! now it't my turn...
[takes off a disguise]
Tasmanian Devil : [roars and then farts] pardon.
DJ Drake : I knew it was you!
Mr. Chairman : well you're wrong! 'cause I'm not me! I'm actually...
[takes off another disguise]
Damien Drake : your farther.
DJ Drake : Dad?
Damien Drake : look into your heart son, you know it's true.
DJ Drake : no, it can't be.
Damien Drake : well you're right! because it *isn't*!
[takes off another disguise]
Michael Jordan : right, lets do some drills.
[takes off another disguise]
Mr. Chairman : [maniacal laughing] well who's laughing now?
[crickets chirping]
Mr. Chairman : well, apparently no one.
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Daffy Duck : Smell that, DJ? That's the sweet aroma of money, glamour, and busload upon busload of senior citizens.
DJ Drake : Cool it, duck. This could be dangerous.
Daffy Duck : Right, we find Dusty Tails, save your dad, get the diamond, apply kung-fu liberally as needed.
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[DJ Drake approaches toward Pepe Le Pew]
Pepe Le Pew : Oui, monsieur?
[Translation: 'Yes, sir?"]
DJ Drake : There's a, man out there. He's got a woman. She's tied up in a burlap sack. He's taking her to the Eiffel Tower.
Pepe Le Pew : Ah, it is Spring, is it not?
[Pepe's sticky smell affects on DJ]
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[DJ Drake and Daffy exits Yosemite Sam's Wooden Nickel]
Daffy Duck : I say we do Cirque du Soleli and call it a night.
Yosemite Sam : [Offscreen, Inside; Gunshots heard in the background] Come back!
Daffy Duck : [He and DJ approaches the latter's Gremlin car] How about the Liberace Museum?
[Daffy and DJ gets into the latter's car]
Daffy Duck : All right, let's see what this baby can really do.
DJ Drake : [Overlaps briefly above the sentence, slapping Daffy with the car key] No, no.
[DJ starts the car, but the car itself falls apart by itself]
Daffy Duck : Now, that's an interesting feature.
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[DJ arrives at his home with his motorcycle. Next door, Granny is trimming ther hedges with Tweety in his birdcage]
Granny : [as DJ turns off his cycle and pops his helmet off] Little Damian.
DJ Drake : Oh hey, Granny.
DJ Drake : [as he gets off his cycle] Hi, Tweety.
Tweety Bird : [as Sylvester the Cat approaches under Tweety's cage] How was work today?
DJ Drake : Eventful.
Granny : [after DJ goes inside his home] What a nice, young man.
Sylvester : [as Granny accidently cut his tail; yelling to the above] Yee-oww!