Not Another Teen Movie (2001)
Ron Lester: Reggie Ray
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Quotes
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Jake : What about her?
[indicating hunchback girl walking by]
Austin : So baby's got a little back. Hunch, that is. Naah, way too easy.
Jake : OK.
[indicates hippy albino girl playing guitar]
Albino Folk Singer : [singing] I have no pigment...
Austin : Any girl with a guitar is hot.
Albino Folk Singer : [continues singing] I need sunscreen...
Austin : Granted, she's a hippy albino. She could still be prom queen.
Jake : OK, uh, what about the Fratelli sisters?
[indicates awkward Siamese twins conjoined at the head]
Austin : So they're slightly disfigured and connected at the head. But combined, those two make up one pretty decent chick.
Reggie Ray : Yeah, I'd do 'em.
Austin : I know you would, Reggie Ray. But no, I'm looking for somebody who's really messed up. I'm talking about a real shitbomb.
[Janie Briggs walks by]
Austin : Well, bombs away!
Jake : No, no, no, no, anyone but her! Not... Janey Briggs! Guys, she's got glasses and a ponytail! Aw, look at that, she's got paint on her overalls, what is that? Guys, there's no way she could be prom queen!
Malik : Damn! That shit's whack!
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Reggie Ray : Coach said it's all right to bleed from the ears.