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20 July 2001 (Italy) moreTagline:
A comedy about life and other terminal conditions.Plot:
A paleontologist is diagnosed with a fatal brain disease and, rather than falling into a depression, explodes into life. full summary | add synopsisAwards:
1 win & 1 nomination moreUser Comments:
Utterly Boring more (5 total)Cast
(Credited cast)| John Turturro | ... | Benjamin Kasparian | |
| Oleg Kisseliov | ... | Jeremiah | |
| Katherine Borowitz | ... | Amanda | |
| Julian Richings | ... | Curator | |
| Carl Alacchi | ... | Benjamin's Father | |
| Pascale Devigne | ... | Benjamin's Mother | |
| Jayne Heitmeyer | ... | Dr. Maeder | |
| Vanya Rose | ... | Daphne (Benjamin's girlfriend) | |
| rest of cast listed alphabetically: | |||
| Tony Bentivegna Jr. | ... | Benjamin - Age 6 | |
| Maria Bircher | ... | Woman | |
| Noël Burton | ... | Colleague (as Noel Burton) | |
| Tony Calabretta | ... | Airport Official | |
| Giovanna Carrubba | ... | Eleanor | |
| Tom Chambers | ... | Gate Guard | |
| Sonia Dubé | ... | Breast Feeding Mother | |
| Babs Gadbois | ... | Elderly Woman | |
| Susan Glover | ... | Wife | |
| Dean Hagopian | ... | Walter Dargis | |
| Robert Higden | ... | Curator's Assistant | |
| Arthur Holden | ... | Phillip Carlilo | |
| Matt Holland | ... | Student | |
| Garo Armen Ishkahanian | ... | Armenian Priest | |
| Richard Jutras | ... | Official | |
| Sheena Larkin | ... | Auntie | |
| Lisa Bronwyn Moore | ... | Margarette | |
| Arto Paragamian | ... | Restaurant Waiter | |
| Paul Rainville | ... | Frank | |
| Sabrina Usher | ... | Lawyer | |
| Michael Weir | ... | Gate Guard | |
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I've seen some up and down movies on the Movie Network, but none has bored me to death (no pun untended) the way Two Thousand and None did. Ever since being witness to this sleepfest, I've lost all faith in stuff on the Movie Network unless I've heard of it or sussed it out on this website before hand.
There's bad movies, there's good movies, and then there's plain old boring movies, like this one. Even a lot bad movies are interesting on some level but 2000&None is boring on every level. It was such a waste of time to watch it made me angry.
The only positive thing this film has to cling on to is that it seems Turturro can act a bit. Besides him the rest of the cast is hopeless especially his wife. The script isn't funny at all and the directing failed to fix the acting woes, so you're left with a big pile of Hollywood garbage.
I wouldn't recommend this film at all.