- Victor Bukowski: Even if I could pretend that you never left me... I couldn't pretend that I don't love her.
- Victor Bukowski: Can you imagine marrying somebody that you met in a gym?
- Diane: Where did she first meet you?
- Victor Bukowski: Where did she first meet you?
- Sylvia Weld: I know you think you've got a debt to society and I admire you for that. But I also hate you for that.
- Victor Bukowski: They
- [Gym]
- Victor Bukowski: are full of narcissistic wankers who spend all day raising weights 'coz they can't raise a hard-on.
- Louise: I'm really a writer. The reason why I took this job is that the main character of the novel I'm writing works in a bar.
- Victor Bukowski: I understand because I'm an actor and I'm working in a bookshop just now because the character I'm gonna play in my next film is a librarian.
- Dave Summers: I'm really a writer. The reason why I took this job is that the main character of the novel I'm writing works in a bar.
- Victor Bukowski: I understand because I'm an actor and I'm working in a bookshop just now because the character I'm gonna play in my next film is a librarian.
- Victor Bukowski: Can you imagine marrying somebody that you met in a gym?
- Freddy: Where did she first meet you?
- Victor Bukowski: A psychiatric hospital.
- Diane: I know you think you've got a debt to society and I admire you for that. But I also hate you for that.