The Wedding Singer (1998) Poster

Christine Taylor: Holly Sullivan

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  • Holly : How was your *bottle of rum* last night?

    Julia : Did I vomit on you?

    Holly : A little on my shoe, but luckily I was wearing your shoes.

    Julia : Good.

  • Holly : Don't worry, I told him why you were marrying him.

    Julia : Why did you tell him I was marrying him?

    Holly : Because you love him.

    [pause, Julia nods] 

    Holly : ...And because, with Glenn you'll have security.

    Julia : But that's not why I'm marrying him.

    Holly : Then why *are* you?

  • Holly : [tosses a Rubik's Cube across the room]  No one will ever solve that.

  • Glenn : Who are you going out with?

    Holly : Robbie.

    Glenn : Oh good, that guy needs to get laid.

    Holly : Excuse me! Just because he's going out with me doesn't mean he's going to get laid.

    [Glenn and Julia look at her] 

    Holly : ... All right, he probably will.

  • Holly : Oh, my God... I can't believe I never noticed it before. You've got a thing for Julia.

    Robbie : Oh. No, I don't.

    Robbie : [she gives him a searching look]  I don't. I think she's a beautiful girl, but she's about to marry that jerk-off.

  • Holly : Listen, I know you're shy and I know you've been hurt, so I'm going to make this really easy on you. If you come upstairs, you're gonna get laid.

  • Robbie : Hey. I kissed her, but it didn't mean anything, I just brought her the jacket.

    Glenn : Kissed who?

    Holly : Oh, me.

    Glenn : Who hasn't?

  • Holly : God, I love David Bowie. He is SO sexy.

    Glenn : You think the "time to make the donuts" guy is sexy.

    Robbie : Heh heh, that guy is funny.

  • Holly : Robbie, I have to talk to you!

    Robbie : I can't talk right now.

    Holly : Are you back with Linda?

    Robbie : No! Why? Who said that?

    Holly : Julia. She went to your house to tell you she was falling for you and Linda answered the door in her underwear! She was so upset, she and Glenn just jumped a plane to Vegas.

    Robbie : What do you mean? They're getting married tomorrow!

    Holly : Apparently that wasn't soon enough.

  • Julia : Can I get some more prime rib?

    Andre : Prime rib, always the prime rib. Make them eat the fish!

    Holly : Four more prime ribs.

    Andre : [bowing]  Your wish is my command, my darling.

    Julia : How come he's so nice to you?

    Holly : I let him look at my boobs at the Christmas party last year. Not my finest half hour, but its been a pleasant working environment ever since.

    Julia : [he looks at Julia]  No!

  • Holly : [about Robbie]  I'm going to go out with him.

    Glenn : Going out with who?

    Holly : Robbie.

    Glenn : Good, that guy needs to get laid!

    Holly : *Excuse me*! Just because I go out with him doesn't mean he'll get laid.

    [Glenn and Julia give her a dirty look] 

    Holly : . OK, he probably will.

  • Holly : I mean, you know why she's marrying him, don't you?

    Robbie : The money thing? Security? A nice house? I guess that's important to some people.

    Holly : No, it's not important to some people, Robbie. It's important to ALL people.

    Robbie : Really? Well, then I guess I'm in big trouble.

  • Robbie : So, Holly, what do you think of this Glenn guy? You think he's trustworthy?

    Holly : Yeah, he better be.

    Robbie : Yeah.

    Holly : But who cares about Glenn, you know what I keep thinking about?

    Robbie : What?

    Holly : That soft kiss from the other day. It looked really nice.

    Robbie : Oh, yeah.

    Holly : Did it feel good?

    Robbie : I don't know, I don't, don't remember

    Holly : Could I refresh your memory?

    [Holly leans in and gives Robbie a long, soft kiss] 

    Holly : Mmmm, yummy. So you know, Julia's staying at Glenn's tonight.

    Robbie : Ohhh.

    Holly : Look, Robbie, I know that you're shy, and I know that you've been hurt so I'm gonna make this really easy on you. If you come upstairs, you're gonna get laid.

    Robbie : Wow, no one's ever said that to me before.

    [holly laughs] 

    Robbie : I just, I'm telling ya, my head's kind of a mess right now. Julia's staying at Glenn's tonight huh?

    Holly : Yeah.

    Robbie : She stay over there a lot?

    Holly : Yeah.

    Robbie : Really?

    Holly : [a look of realization crosses Holly's face]  Oh my God.

    Robbie : What?

    Holly : I can't believe I never noticed it before.

    Robbie : What?

    Holly : You've gotta thing for Julia.

    Robbie : Oh, no I don't. I don't, I, I think she's a very nice girl, but she's marrying that jerkoff.

    Holly : Hey, I mean you know why she's marrying him, don't you?

    Robbie : The money thing, security, a nice house, uh I guess that's important to some people.

    Holly : No, it's, it's not important to some people, Robbie. It's important to all people.

    Robbie : Really? Well then I guess I'm in big trouble.

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