Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves! (1997 TV Movie)
Eve Gordon: Diane Szalinski
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Quotes
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Jenny Szalinski : So, here we are. This is the kitchen.
Ricky King, Party Bully : Good, 'cause you know, I really wanted to be alone with you.
[sets his hand on the counter near Diane and Patti]
Diane Szalinski : [looking at Ricky's fingers in disgust] Ew, look, dirty fingernails.
Jenny Szalinski : Really?
Ricky King, Party Bully : Yeah, 'cause the truth is, Jenny, I think you're awesome.
Patti Szalinski : Awesome? Don't fall for it, Jenny. He's just giving you a line.
Jenny Szalinski : You do? You think I'm awesome?
Ricky King, Party Bully : Oh, yeah. You're cooler than all the other girls.
[Diane and Patti stare at each other confused]
Jenny Szalinski : [in a serious tone] So, um, what is it you wanted to tell me?
Ricky King, Party Bully : Nothing. Mostly, I just wanted to do this.
[takes Jenny in his arms and kisses her on the lips]
Patti Szalinski : What is she doing? She's too young. She doesn't even know that boy.
[Jenny breaks the kiss]
Jenny Szalinski : What are you doing?
Ricky King, Party Bully : Kissing you.
Jenny Szalinski : Well, you didn't ever ask.
Ricky King, Party Bully : Ask what?
Jenny Szalinski : Ask if I wanted to kiss you.
Ricky King, Party Bully : What are you talking about?
Jenny Szalinski : You just assumed that I wanted you to kiss me. I mean, I don't even know you, and even if I did know you and we talked and you got to know me and you asked me if I wanted to kiss, I might have been into it, but the way you did it was just... wrong.
Ricky King, Party Bully : Well, lots of girls like that.
Jenny Szalinski : Well, I'm not one of them. I don't happen to feel that way, and as far as you and I are concerned, the party is over.
[exits the kitchen]
Patti Szalinski : You tell him, Jenny! Access denied!
Diane Szalinski : That is one good kid you have.
Patti Szalinski : And you know what? She can take care of herself.
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Diane Szalinski : If they don't un-shrink us they will be in so much trouble!
Gordon Szalinski : Oh yeah? What are you going to do about it, Thumbelina?
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[Climbing up a wicker chair]
Wayne Szalinski : Honey, at least you're getting some exercise.
Diane Szalinski : Yeah. Now that I've got a wicker chair, I don't need to go to the gym anymore.
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Wayne Szalinski : Diane, are you going to stay mad at me the whole time or are you going to try and make the best of this bad situation?
Diane Szalinski : I'm going to stay mad at you the whole time.
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[on the answering machine]
Wayne Szalinski : Guess what? Gordon and I got tickets to see the space shuttle-land tonight, so if it's okay, we're going to take off.
Diane Szalinski : [picks up the phone] No, Wayne. It is not OK! Patty and I are going on vacation. I must've told you this 15 times. Do you remember?
Wayne Szalinski : Sure I remembered. But then I... forgot.
Diane Szalinski : Well listen to me Wayne, and listen good. I am going on this vacation and nothing and no one can STOP ME!
[hangs up]
Wayne Szalinski : [into the phone] You *do* need a vacation...
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Adam Szalinski : Did Nick ever complain about Camp Isosceles?
Diane Szalinski : He sure did. He *hated* it. He didn't like the fact that it lasted only six weeks instead of eight.
Adam Szalinski : [under his breath] Brain-box.
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[first lines]
Diane Szalinski : [on the phone] I'm so excited, Patty. I've been looking at the La Costa brochure every day for two months.
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Diane Szalinski , Patti Szalinski : Mitch, look at us! We're right here! Mitch! Mitch, your pills are over here!
[Mitch hears and spots the shrunken Diane and Patti on the table]
Mitch Szalinski : Mom?
Diane Szalinski : Yeah.
[Mitch faints after seeing the shrunk two in the table]
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Wayne Szalinski : I gotta take the time to appreciate the world around me. I've been working too hard. I need to stop and notice things.
Diane Szalinski : Really, like what?
Wayne Szalinski : Well, like the intricate weave of this carpet... or the perfect cylindrical quality of this roach turd.
Diane Szalinski : Roach turd?
Wayne Szalinski : Not to worry. See it's dry. Whoever dropped this left a long time ago. Maybe weeks or months...
Diane Szalinski : [to Patty] We vacuum more than that.
Wayne Szalinski : Nope, the only thing you gotta worry about is if you ran into...
[pokes one that breaks open]
Wayne Szalinski : a wet one.