Smart Guy (1997–1999)
John Marshall Jones: Floyd Henderson
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Quotes
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Floyd : [about a teacher] He confiscated your computer?
TJ Henderson : Yeah. He says if I want it back you have to sign this
[hands Floyd a note and Floyd signs it]
Marcus : [about his own slip] What about mine?
Floyd : Oh yeah
[he crumbles it up]
Marcus : Hey!
TJ Henderson : Well TJ was in pursuit of knowledge. You're in pursuit of a hat that makes you look like a bananna.
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[about a girl he is tutoring]
TJ Henderson : She's smart, pretty and funny...
Floyd : Aw...
TJ Henderson : "Aw" what?
Floyd : You like her.
TJ Henderson : Sure, I'm tutoring her.
Floyd : No, I mean, you *really* like her.
TJ Henderson : [disgusted] Me? A girl?
[TJ turns to leave]
TJ Henderson : Ew!
[he leaves]
Floyd : He's got it bad!
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Floyd : You can be the smartest man in the world - and for all I know, you are - but you will NEVER understand women.