Jury Duty (1995)
Pauly Shore: Tommy Collins
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Quotes
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Judge Powell : [Tommy approaches the judge] What in God's name are you doing here?
Tommy Collins : Your honor. I don't think it's fair that you guys get to have your own little powwow over here, while we can't listen. We have to hear, too, for information.
Judge Powell : You're a juror. Get back in that box!
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Tommy Collins : Judge Ito! Have some of my burrito
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Tommy Collins : If a small taco is a taquito, then a small judge... must be a Judge Ito!
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Tommy Collins : Run O.J. Run... OWWWWWW
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Tommy Collins : Free Willy, Billy. Not Kill Willy, Billy.
Frank : No, kill Tommy, Tommy
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Tommy Collins : [Upon finding his jury summons in the dumpster] Aha! Court is now in session.
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Tommy Collins : [There's a knock at his hotel room door] What's the secret code?
Russell Cadbury : [from outside the door] Peanut kicks Lassie's butt.
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Tommy Collins : Why'd you do it, Frank? Or should I call you the Psycho Environmentalist Killer?
Frank : My mother always called me Billy... I'll tell you why I did it. I'm only hastening the inevitable. Mother Earth needs to cleanse herself. We're all gonna' burn in a fiery hell! Oh, God, can't you see? There's no hope!
Tommy Collins : Aren't *you* a ray of sunshine.