- [first lines]
- Jack: And in exchange for this unbelievable opportunity I'm giving you, I will ask each of you for one favor someday. If any here thinks there's even the slightest possible of not returning that favor, they should be out that goddamn door so fast, that their ass catches fire.
- Benny Hayes: Is it true?
- Pete: What?
- Benny Hayes: That you're on your way out, too?
- Pete: You think this bald is a fashion statement. Cancer.
- Dominic: Florence? You see that hippie back there? If he even flickers or quivers, blow his head off!
- George: Billy, Billy, Billy they're... they're calling for backup.
- Billy: Wait, wait wait. What the fuck did you just call me? Did you just use my fucking name?
- George: When?
- Billy: Am I gonna go crazy here or he just fucking used my name?
- Cafe Manager: He just fucking used you're name.
- Billy: You just used my fuckin' name! You idiot! You fuckin' mo... Wait, wait did I call you an idiot? I'm sorry... GEORGE! I'm sorry.
- George: I decide to check it out, so I went to the library, and it turns out that Pinocchio is a liar.
- Billy: Yeah. That's why his nose grew.
- George: You went too?
- Billy: No, I've just spent a lot of time in the library.
- George: Really. Which one, 'cause like uh, I've been on day trips to just about every one.
- Billy: Harvard School of Law.
- George: Really? Is that downtown?