Angels in the Outfield (1994)
Israel Juarbe: Jose Martinez
Quotes
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[the players are touching a post as they walk into the locker room]
Frank Gates : Why do you idiots do that after you've lost?
Ray Mitchell : It's for good luck, man.
Danny Hemmerling : After 15 straight losses, I say we find something else to rub.
Pablo Garcia : How about Triscuitt's head?
Triscuitt Messmer : Hey, don't even think about touching me anywhere.
Jose Martinez : [stops reaching for it] Fatty pants.
Whitt Bass : You know, maybe we should do this *before* we lose.
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George Knox : I want you all here, in uniform, at 9 tomorrow! We're going back to work on fundamentals!
[the team groans]
Abascal (Angels Player) : Fundamentals? In the middle of the season?
Whitt Bass : I thought the game started at 1.
George Knox : It DOES start at 1. And you're a jack-ass!
Whitt Bass : No, I'm a pitcher.
George Knox : [Knox storms off]
Pablo Garcia : Well, you're a pitcher and a jack-ass.
Jose Martinez : Si, it's very common.
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Jose Martinez : [singing to the tune of the Star-Spangled Banner] Jose, can you see?
Whitt Bass : Wait a second, the first word is "Jose"? I thought it was...
Pablo Garcia : It's Jose, we know.
Whitt Bass : Wow! It's about a Spanish guy!
[singing and walking away]
Whitt Bass : Jose, can you see?
Pablo Garcia : I don't believe it, man.
Jose Martinez : He's so easy.