Addams Family Values (1993)
David Krumholtz: Joel Glicker
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Quotes
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Joel : [Wednesday catches Debbie's wedding bouquet] Now you have to get married.
Wednesday : It's not binding.
Cousin Ophelia : Tramp.
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Joel : [to Wednesday and Pugsley] Look at this. I got 'em. "Schizos and Serial Killers". I have almost the whole series. I'm only missing Jack the Ripper and that Zodiac Guy.
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Wednesday : Hurry up!
Pugsley : I'm coming.
Joel : Wait!
Wednesday : Who's there?
Joel : Be careful. Tetanus.
[siren sounds]
Amanda : [walking toward Wednesday, Pugsley and Joel with Gary, Becky and Camp Children] There they are! I saw them sneak out.
Gary : Children, what do you think you're doing?
Wednesday : We have to see our family. It's very important.
Becky : More important than a summer of fun? More important than making new friends? More important than sharing?
Gary : And Joel Glicker. I'm surprised at you.
Joel : I-I have to get out of here. I have allergies.
Becky : [mockingly] Oh, you're allergic? To sunshine and archery and crafts?
Joel : Yes.
Amanda : I think they should be punished.
[starts chanting]
Amanda : Punish!
Camp Children : [chanting along with Amanda] Punish! Punish! Punish! Punish! Punish! Punish!
Becky : No! No! We are *not* here to punish. We are here to inspire.
Gary : Campers? Do you know what I think our little ninja friends here need? Do you know what just might turn their sad and potentially wasted little lives right all around?
Joel : What?
Camp Children : [singing in unison with Gary, Becky, and Amanda] Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya. Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya. Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya. Oh Lord, kumbaya.
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[last lines]
Joel : Poor Debbie. She was sick.
Wednesday : She wasn't sick. She was sloppy.
Joel : What do you mean?
Wednesday : If I wanted to kill my husband, I'd do it, and I wouldn't get caught.
Joel : How?
Wednesday : I'd scare him to death.
Joel : No, you wouldn't.
[kneels at Debbie's grave]
Joel : We're all very sorry, Debbie. We wish you only the best.
[reaches out to put flowers on the grave; a hand reaches up and grabs him. He screams while Wednesday smiles]