Life Is Sweet (1990)
Stephen Rea: Patsy
Quotes
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Patsy : [in a pub after a few beers] Far as I'm concerned, football died, the day Arsenal won the double.
Andy : That's right, yeah.
Patsy : What was they? Work horses.
Andy : Boring buggers, ain't they.
Patsy : Well the Spurs double team? They was artists.
Andy : They was artists.
Patsy : 21 quid a week they got. Can you imagine? What do they get today? Millions.
Andy : And they got their back handers on top of that ain't they.
Patsy : Poncing round the penalty area with their handbags.
Andy : Prima donnas.
Patsy : "Oh, he kicked a me, Ref."
Andy : Brown, Baker, Henry,
[both]
Andy : Blanchflower
Patsy : Yeah, Danny boy.
Andy : Yeah.
Patsy : He was the architect of the modern game, y'know.
Andy : That's right, yeah.
Patsy : Norman, Mackay, Jones, White, Smith, Allen,
[both]
Patsy : Dyson.
Andy : Yeah, come on you Spurs.
Patsy : John White, what a player, eh.
Andy : Yeah.
Patsy : I used to have a little picture of him on my wall, ringed in black.
Patsy : Tragic. What a way to go.
Andy : Struck by lightening.
Patsy : On a golf course.
Andy : What a waste, eh. You want another?
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Patsy : I promise you Andy, you go down White Hart Lane on a Saturday for the home games, a man of your skills, a couple of hundred beef burgers, you'll make a fortune. I'm telling you. "Excuse me guvnor, I'll have 4 hamburgers, 3 egg burgers, a sausage roll and onion, a bacon egg and cheese roll, a tea, a bovril, and a large vodka." Sold to the man with the beard!