Hairspray (1988)
Jerry Stiller: Wilbur Turnblad
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Quotes
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Wilbur : Maybe Tracy could be some sort of campus leader.
Edna Turnblad : Wilbur, it's the times. They're a-changin'. Something's blowin' in the wind. Fetch me my diet pills, would you, hon?
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Amber Von Tussle : That girl's got roaches in her hair!
Edna Turnblad : Roaches? Our little Tracy's a clean teen!
Wilbur : There's no bugs on our baby!
Amber Von Tussle : I'm not kidding. I just saw one!
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Wilbur : Tracy, we all have responsibilities in life. You may think owning The Hardy Har Joke Shop is all drudgery. Unwrapping dribble glasses, checking doggy doo, but I love it.
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Wilbur : Tracy, did you do your chores around the house today?
Edna Turnblad : Not Miss Tracy, Cyd Charisse herself. She's too busy ratting her hair and doing the Ubangi stomp.
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Wilbur : l just lost a $2.69 Silly Putty sale. This better be worth it.