Beetlejuice (1988)
Patrice Martinez: Receptionist
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Quotes
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[in the waiting room of the afterlife]
Barbara : Adam, is this what happens when you die?
Receptionist : This is what happens when *you* die.
[points at a gaunt man smoking]
Receptionist : That is what happens when *he* dies.
[points at a woman cut in half on the sofa reading]
Receptionist : And that is what happens when *they* die. It's all very personal. And I'll tell you something: if I knew then what I know now...
[shows her slit wrists]
Receptionist : ...I wouldn't have had my little accident.
[the dead people laugh]
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[In the afterlife waiting room]
Receptionist : Number fifty-four million six hundred and one... Ferndoch.