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Quotes
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Tommy : Don't shoot, please!
Sheriff Garris : You in show business, kid? You sure know how to make an entrance.
Tommy : Listen, Jason is alive! He killed my friend...
Sheriff Garris : You better slow down, kid. You already almost got your head blown off.
Tommy : Will you listen, dammit?
Sheriff Garris : Don't piss me off or I really will repaint this office with your brains!
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Sheriff Garris : That's my daughter's car.
Officer Pappas : How do you want us to proceed?
Sheriff Garris : With extreme care, asshole! If the kid's with her, there's every good chance he'll try to do something crazy.
Tommy : [in the car, to Megan] Please don't do anything crazy.
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Deputy Rick : This kid really wants us to believe his story.
Sheriff Garris : That's not what worries me. It's how far he'll go to actually prove it.
[Tommy suddenly turns off road]
Sheriff Garris : Fucking-A! What did I tell you? Hit the noise and the cherries.
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Tommy : Please, Sheriff. You'll see we dug up it up.
Sheriff Garris : Well, he must've got chilly in the night and pulled the dirt back over.
Tommy : That's not right. Somebody covered it up. I got to see it.
[Rick draws for his gun and points it at Tommy's head]
Deputy Rick : Freeze it, psycho.
Sheriff Garris : Now, see what you've done. You made my deputy draw his revolver. He's been dying to try out his mail-order laser scope.
Deputy Rick : Wherever the red dot goes, you bang.
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Sheriff Garris : Now, that's what's known in the book as "screwing the pooch."
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Tommy Jarvis : You have me where you want me. There's no reason...
Sheriff Garris : If I had you where I wanted you, they'd be pumping your ass full of formaldehyde.
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Sheriff Garris : That, what we call it in the books, is screwing the pooch! Iron this punk!
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Sheriff Garris : [to Tommy] For all the grief you've given me, you should be leaving wearing your balls as earrings. And if I ever see you around here again, you can guarantee it.
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Sheriff Garris : Holler if you see anything.
Officer Pappas : Like what?
Sheriff Garris : Anything that don't belong.
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Deputy Rick : Mike, over here!
[Garris arrives and Rick points to the ground, where they see arms and legs of a paintball player]
Deputy Rick : I'll order up some body bags.
Sheriff Garris : [referring to Tommy] Our boy sure wants us to believe his story.
Deputy Rick : Well, he picked the right day to pull this shit.
Sheriff Garris : What do you mean?
Deputy Rick : Happy Friday the 13th.
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Sheriff Garris : look im soory about what happend to your mom and your freinds all those years ago but nobody wants to reminided of that thats why the town changed its name.