ALF (1986–1990)
Andrea Elson: Lynn Tanner
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Quotes
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[ALF and Lynn are trying to get their parents to stop fighting]
ALF : To get a couple back together on Melmac, we'd recreate the happiest moment of their marriage.
Lynn : I wonder what Mom and Dad's happiest moment was.
ALF : The day they met me?
Lynn : Think again.
ALF : The day after they met me.
Lynn : Keep thinking.
ALF : I can't. My brain hurts.
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ALF : All right. Let me see if I've got this reindeer thing straight. There's... uh... there's Dasher, Dancer, Comet, Cupid... Matthew, Mark, Luke and John.
Lynn : No, it's Prancer, Dancer, Vixen, Blitzen...
ALF : Huey, Duey and Luey.
Brian : No, those are ducks.
ALF : Then how do they pull the sleigh?
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Lynn : [giving ALF a haircut] ALF, hold still. I want to get it even.
ALF : Well, don't cut it too short. It'll look like I have a big schnoz.
Kate : I didn't realize you were so concerned with your appearance.
ALF : You think I wake up looking this good?
Kate : [doorbell rings] Doorbell.
ALF : Hide in the kitchen, ALF. Hah! Beat ya to it.
Lynn : Ahem. Two dollars, ALF. Pay up.
ALF : Two dollars? I didn't even get my medicure.
Lynn : Welcher!
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Willie : You know, Trevor. It seems this young man is a little Mister Fix-it.
Lynn : Little Mister Fix-it. How cute.
Jake Ochmonek : You want me, don't you?
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Jake Ochmonek : Can't I stay with the Tanners? I'm allergic to Kitch.
Lynn : Go, enjoy. Drink the water. Adios!