- Diane: Here's to law school, may it be the three shortest years of my life.
- Jeanie: Here's to reaching my full capacity.
- Diane: A whole quarter of it.
- Stevie: Here's to my new employers at Pan Am, may they never find out I'm afraid of flying.
- Liz: Here's to my mother who never let me forget that I was born with a silver spoon up my ass. But mother you were wrong, it's up my nose!
- Katherine: Here's to my sisters...
- Diane: Oh come on!
- Katherine: No seriously, here's to my sisters without whom I wouldn't be what I am today... wasted!
- Diane: Alright Morgan, now we understand this takes a lot of thinking Morgan...
- Morgan: Here's to...
- [begins to throw up within mouth]