Mork & Mindy (1978–1982)

Barbara Billingsley: Mrs. Louise Bailey

Quotes 

• Louise Bailey : [in a jail cell with Mindy]  Funny the way things happen. I'm in here because of a silly old parking meter.

  Mindy McConnell : You're kidding!

  Louise Bailey : No, I went into a hardware store and when I came out, *there* was a policeman writing me a ticket.

  Mindy McConnell : I don't believe it, they threw you in jail for a parking ticket.

  Louise Bailey : Well, in a roundabout way. You see when I put the shovel in the trunk, Walter's arm fell out.

  Mindy McConnell : Who's Walter?

  Louise Bailey : My husband.

  Mindy McConnell : What was he doing in the trunk?

  Louise Bailey : Not much... he was dead. I warned him about his snoring for years but he just wouldn't believe me. So last night I took a pair of my very best pantyhose, and I wrapped them around his neck... real tight. You know it was the first good night's sleep I've had in 31 years.

  Mindy McConnell : [Mindy gets up and walks across to the other side of the cell]  Well, you look well rested.

  Louise Bailey : You don't snore, do you, dear?